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ODE TO SPELL CHECKERS
 I have a spelling checker 
I disc covered four my PC. 
It plane lee marks four my revue 
Miss steaks aye can knot see. 
Eye ran this poem threw it. 
Your sure real glad two no. 
Its very polished in its weigh, 
My checker tolled me sew. 
 
A checker is a blessing. 
It freeze yew lodes of thyme. 
It helps me right awl stiles two reed, 
And aides me when aye rime. 
 
Each frays comes posed up on my screen 
Eye trussed too bee a joule. 
The checker pours o'er every word 
To cheque sum spelling rule. 
 
 Bee fore wee rote with checkers 
Hour spelling was inn deck line, 
Butt now when wee dew have a laps, 
Wee are not maid too wine. 
And now bee cause my spelling 
Is checked with such grate flare, 
There are know faults in awl this peace, 
Of nun eye am a wear. 
 
To rite with care is quite a feet 
Of witch won should be proud, 
And wee mussed dew the best wee can, 
Sew flaws are knot aloud. 
 
That's why eye brake in two averse 
Cuz Eye dew want too please. 
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye 
This soft wear four pea seas. 
 
 
Jerry Zar, Dean of the Graduate School,  
Northwestern Illinois University  
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