KNOW YOUR
STATE
MOTTO
Alabama
Hell Yes, We
Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos
Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
But It's A Dry
Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't
Everything.
California
By 30, Our Women
Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't
Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like
Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware
We Really Do
Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our
Grandkids.
Georgia
We Put The Fun
In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou
Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just
Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
Please, Don't
Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years
Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing
Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The
Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million
People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not ALL
Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine
We're Really
Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
If You Can Dream
It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are
Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan
First Line Of
Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000
Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi
Come And Feel
Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal
Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
Land Of The Big
Sky, The Uni Bomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.
Nebraska
Ask About Our
State Motto Contest
Nevada
Hookers and
Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And
Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A
##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make
Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The
Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North
Carolina
Tobacco Is A
Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are
One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
At Least We're
Not Michigan
Oklahoma
Like The Play,
But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted
Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY
An Island
South
Carolina
Remember The
Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota
Closer Than
North Dakota
Tennessee
The Edyoocashun
State
Texas
Se Hablo Ingles
Utah
Our Jesus Is
Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Ay, Yep
Virginia
Who Says
Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
We have more
rain than you do
West
Virginia
One Big Happy
Family...Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut The
Cheese!
Wyoming
Where Men Are
Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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