We're off to see the Wizard!
Four
United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....
And off they whirled to
the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City ...
...and
went to find the Great Wizard
"What
brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
"I've
come for some courage."
"No Problem!" said the Wizard, "Who's next?"
"Well,
I think I need a heart."
"Done! Says the Wizard."
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped Bush and said,
"The
American people say that I need a brain."
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton
is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well,
what do YOU
want?"
"IS
DOROTHY HERE?"
